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chuckhansen:

oh my god i miss him so much

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1 hour ago · 8 notes (© chuckhansen)

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

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1 hour ago · 137,420 notes (© xpw)

camom18:

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

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kittenmichael:

we call this one ‘the pony’

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trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

a woman has a preference, yet suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

kanye tried to stop taylor swift ahead of time but yall called him out of order now look

the hero you deserve but not the one you need

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junglecatstyle:

watching tom do the ice bucket challenge

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tom nominating ben for the ice bucket challenge

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1 day ago · 1,758 notes (© junglecatstyle)

  • me playing nintendogs: awwww baby, i love you so much, you sweet ickle puppy wuppies, wanna go on a walk, my little cherub??? awwww you're so adorable
  • me during any nintendogs competition: OBEY, YOU FUCKING UGLY DOG, YOU REALLY AREN'T WORTH SHIT, ARE YOU? OH- OH, COME THE FUCK ON, YOU LITTLE SHIT! CATCH THE FUCKING DISC!!! IT'S NOT THAT HARD. JESUS!

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